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Welcome to 2012 Apocalypse Soon. We here at 2012 are well aware of the coming apocalypse: December 21, 2012 and hope to put into the fore front some of the clear cut signs that this most certainly is the end. While there may be no stopping it, we here at 2012 hope to offer some tips to prepare you and hope that your visit to our site will, who knows.. maybe just save your life.

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Survival Tip #1

Ok now this survival tip comes with very specific circumstances, so listen... read closely. If the forthcoming apocalypse were one of the "I Am Legend" zombie variety, acquire a houseboat or at least a house on a lake. Everyone knows zombies in the traditional sense can't swim, and even if they could point is moot because they'd never suspect you're floating somewhere in a lake. Now here comes the important part, if we are in a "28 Days/Weeks Later" situation with smarter zombies, this plan may or may not work, so i do not endorse it. But after the initial wave of deaths, acquiring a houseboat shouldn't be a problem if you make it.

So lets recap:


If your zombies look like this << and have a sun allergy, this plan is good to go.




If your zombies look like this << however, you may encounter problems and don't say I didn't tell you so.

In Treatment,
Chris

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