This tip is designed to help the Ultra conservative groups in America. Now majority of you share the same sentiments that what our current president has is a "socialist" agenda. Well just as the socialist opposition did in early 20th century Russia they adapted to the new society to fit in unquestionably plotting to one day over throw the Socialists. With the fear of socialism looming in post George W's America I envisage a Conservative lot that is willing to do anything and everything to survive Obama's plot to destroy America, and spit on our constitution only to convert us all to Muslims because that's exactly what he is! What do i have in mind you ask. Move to another country possibly? What i say to that fine readers is nay! Without America, there is no world. As George W. Bush stated, "I believe the most solemn duty of the American president is to protect the American people. If America shows uncertainty and weakness in this decade, the world will drift toward tragedy. This will not happen on my watch. " So without America, and George W. Bush the world is over as we know it. So what all of you must do in order to keep the true values of America alive and well through these hard times are quite simple. The Obama Fade. That's right brothers to get the Obama fade will be the fool proof way to go unnoticed in the Obama Socialist party. This will give you great opportunity to secretly spread the message of Democracy and to keep Lady Liberties heart resonating through the globe. I have included some pictures to help display just exactly how the haircut should look.
Now here is an example on how some Europeans opposed to socialism blended in to look like Lenin.
This Worked like a charm.
Now you can go into any barber and just as for the "Obama Fade"
As Seen here!
By following these steps my conservative comra.. (oops) friends, you will surely fly completely under the radar whilst trying to save the world. . .
Looks like the conservative voice has taken my advice already!!
Looks great Rush! Looks Great!
Good Luck to you, and may God Bless the United States Of America
Rick
This Worked like a charm.
As Seen here!
Looks great Rush! Looks Great!
According to Chapter 5, section 506 of Title 17 of the United States Copyright Office Code, you are in direct violation of copyright laws whereas you have published and edited copyrighted material. You will be contacted by my attorney, Patrick Russel Esq.
ReplyDeleteDear Rush,
ReplyDeleteI have read all of Chapter 5 section 506 Title 17 of The copyright Code. I am wondering...
which one of these are we violating sir? Is the Oxycontin kickin’ in? Last time I checked that picture was found by simply doing a Google Image search and of course we are not here to make any money off of your handsome photos. Therefore I see no infringement here, just some good ol' freedom of expression. As shown here in section 107 of the Copyright act of 1976,
“Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 17 U.S.C. § 106 and 17 U.S.C. § 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright. In determining whether the use made of a work in any particular case is a fair use the factors to be considered shall include:
1. the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;
2. the nature of the copyrighted work;
3. the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
4. the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.
The fact that a work is unpublished shall not itself bar a finding of fair use if such finding is made upon consideration of all the above factors.[1]
Now that that's cleared up.. When is your next barber appointment Rush? That way I can be there to give you a 2012 Exclusive interview on your understanding of the American Copyright laws.
Kindest Regards,
2012 Rick
Also did you mean your attorney Patrick RUSSELL? Oh that's right I'm sure you did. I'm sure a man such as yourself would know how to spell his attorney's name..
ReplyDeleteMy name is not Patrick Russell, it's Russel... it's French.
ReplyDeleteFuck you.