Ok now this survival tip comes with very specific circumstances, so listen... read closely. If the forthcoming apocalypse were one of the "I Am Legend" zombie variety, acquire a houseboat or at least a house on a lake. Everyone knows zombies in the traditional sense can't swim, and even if they could point is moot because they'd never suspect you're floating somewhere in a lake. Now here comes the important part, if we are in a "28 Days/Weeks Later" situation with smarter zombies, this plan may or may not work, so i do not endorse it. But after the initial wave of deaths, acquiring a houseboat shouldn't be a problem if you make it.
So lets recap:
If your zombies look like this << and have a sun allergy, this plan is good to go.
If your zombies look like this << however, you may encounter problems and don't say I didn't tell you so.
In Treatment,
Chris
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