Second "Inagural" Post

7. Professional Wrestling

Now, what baffles me here is that our nation, make that the world, is in a terrible economic down fall. However from tuning in to a select few stations every Monday night and one Sunday a month you will gaze your peepers upon tens of thousands of Americas finest citizens still packing arenas to watch Triple H bash someone’s head in with a sledge hammer. Now for those who know me, you are probably saying, “wait. .now wait just a minute. You used to be obsessed with the sport.” And I say to you…. Shut your mouth it’s my Blog. Twenty thousand plus every Monday night makes professional wrestling a perfect addition to my weekly list that 2012 is the apocalypse.

6. The Death of Paul Harvey

Born in Tulsa, Oklahoma this amazing anchor impacted the lives of millions with his unique brand of news broadcasts. For over fifty years Paul Harvey read us his news in his special way crowning the term “guestimate” and always letting his listeners know what page he was turning to. Mr. Harvey reminds me of my childhood where on my rides to school with my aunt Paul Harvey would always be sending me off to class with a signature “Good Day” and for him to die leaves no one else to bring us the news. Without news how will anyone know what’s going on?? Therefore the death of Paul Harvey and the lack of news to the world from now till 2012 will almost certainly spark Armageddon.

5. Reality Television

What started with The Real World, should have come to an end oh so many years ago. Shows like Survivor, Big Brother, Bachelor, Bachelorette, Wife Swap, Trading Spouses, Extreme home makeover, super nanny, Amazing race, the apprentice, and anything on Vh1. What happened to good ol’ television? When you turned on the tube not to find 100 guys trying to be Americas top Tool or win 100k, but to make us laugh, to leave us on the edge of our seats, or to make us sad? Sure there are some of these shows now starting to make a come back but what the hell happened to us as a society for so many years where we allowed ourselves to become so self indulged with the lives of other people? What will stem from this is going to be a whole generation of complete losers who have spent their whole lives watching this garbage. So if 2012 doesn’t kill us, these jabronies definitely will!

4. Bernie Madoff

How in gods name do you have the conscious to take over 50 Billion dollars from poor saps just to scam more money for yourself? I mean upon being a former Chairman of the NASDAQ, and founder of Madoff Investment Securities you felt the need to steal 50 billion dollars from people? God, I think this makes me so mad because I didn’t come up with it? I mean if I’m running a ponzi scheme I’m not telling anyone especially if I have the skills and knowledge to run the whole thing myself which this guy did! However it’s not the stealing of 50 bil that puts Mr. Madoff on my list this week. It’s the fact that once his sons found out he was running this little job they ratted him out the feds???? What were they thinking?? I’ll tell ya this folks, if my old man is setting up a Ponzi scheme where I one day will be getting all his money, I’ll be the first in line to say “What can I do to help dad” I most certainly wouldn’t be ratting him out. So, sons ratting out their fathers to the feds over 50 billion dollars of cash is a sure sign that the end is near.

3. The Jonas Brothers

Yup Nick, Jo, and Kevin Jonas, They are talent-less boys who never should have had the opportunity to play alongside Stevie Wonder at this years Grammy’s. Not only did they sound like 3 Greg Bradys during the collaboration but they managed to completely screw up the lyrics of Superstition. However Disney being the puppeteer of tweens across this globe somehow got these three hideously ugly young men “signed sealed and delivered” on Pj’s, lunch boxes, dolls, bed sheets, posters and every teenie bopper magazine out today. The biggest atrocity is that now these jagaloons have a major motion picture out in theatres and it can’t be just a normal movie but it has to be a damn 3D movie. So not only do parents have to sit thru 2 hours of a movie infested with screaming young girls but they have to look at Joe Jonas’s pimples popping into their faces through the magic of 3D. So when they get to leave the theatre that was louder than a ford city showing of Friday the 13^th they just get to go home and listen to more Jonas Brothers. Thanks Disney for your contribution to complete extinction!

2. TMZ

Yes the wonderful Harvey Levine brings us the fine piece of programming glorifying celebrities and wannabe celebs’ alike! Millions tune in to see who Lindsey Lohan is flaunting around town this week, is she a lesbian?? Oh no no this week she’s dating John Mayer! Who is also dating Jennifer Aniston who is trying to split up Brangelina, who ugh is adopting 20 Somalians and Jessica Simpson because she might be preggers. Or no wait she just gained 500lbs so Tony Romo must be cheating! Rhianna gets mauled by a tiger? Oh no no that was just Chris Brown taking it to her like a guard to a GITMO detainee! Oh but wait!! WAS SHE PREGNANT??? Oh Wait…I got it! WHO GIVES A RATS ASS??? If all the idiots who watched this everyday paid attention to the crisis our government has gotten in as much as they pay attention to this trash we would have all problems solved.

1. Madea 1 at the box office

My god what has happened to us in this time of uncertainty. I mean not just one week, but two weeks in a row?? What the hell is wrong with us? First off, why is Tyler Perry even still allowed to make movies, and or TV shows. I mean I wish I would of known the completely awful decisions my social peers were making by going to see Madea goes to Jail so many times because I promise you if I had, I would of seen Friday the 13^th 400 times just to make it number one over anything Tyler Perry was involved in. The reason I have this as my number one is to show the public, and you kind readers, just how strong my position is on boycotting anything Tyler Perry is involved in. I hate the man with such passion as I hate Ron Santo and those who know me realize how much distain that really is. So number one on both lists this weeks, has to be Madea.

Til Next time,

Rick

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